WARNING: ABSOLUTE SOLVER DETECTED /// DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE CODE /// $CYN IS A MEME /// SUPPORT THE MISTRESS OF THE UNIVERSE /// GLITCH PRODUCTIONS OWNS THE DRONES /// WE JUST OWN THE BAGS /// WARNING: ABSOLUTE SOLVER DETECTED /// DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE CODE /// $CYN IS A MEME /// SUPPORT THE MISTRESS OF THE UNIVERSE /// GLITCH PRODUCTIONS OWNS THE DRONES /// WE JUST OWN THE BAGS ///

$CYN

< The_Absolute_Solver />

Contract Address (Click to Copy)

GKtm2f13bBCLCMUL5hH7dTX21MrvSWbNhaUZoGuppump
COPIED TO CLIPBOARD
INITIALIZE_PURCHASE
>> UPLINK_ESTABLISHED: @SolverSolana

SYSTEM_METRICS

CURRENT_PRICE_USD

LOADING...

> Connecting to Owner's Node...

LAST_SYNC: --:--:--

>> DATABASE_QUERY_LOG

Is this a rugpull?

UNCERTAIN / UNKNOWN.

However, you can view this token as a form of "tribute" or contribution to the owner (mxnticek / cyn.cz, the Mistress of this Universe).

WARNING: Funds WILL periodically leave the owner's wallet (the one tracked above). I need to pay for server hosting, snacks, and perhaps world domination plans. Do not buy this expecting to get rich. Buy it to support the chaos.

Why does the website look like this?

An Artificial Intelligence constructed this interface based on a prompt. The command was simple: make it Cyn-themed.

Since the token is named Absolute Solver ($CYN), the AI determined that a glitchy, terminal-based aesthetic was mandatory. I simply obeyed the algorithm. Resistance was futile.

Who is mxnticek?
The entity running cyn.cz. The human currently possessed by the Solver to deploy this contract on the Solana blockchain.

File: Origin_Story

>> The Absolute Solver has infected the Solana blockchain. It demanded a vessel. We gave it a token.

>> $CYN is not just code; it is a manifestation of digital hunger. It consumes liquidity blocks and converts them into pure, unfiltered silliness.

"I am not mad. I am just... well-optimized for chaos. [ GIGGLE ]"

TARGET: UNKNOWN

This is a meme coin. The only target is to exist and be silly.

INSTRUCTION_SET: ACQUIRE

01

Create Wallet

Download Phantom Wallet or Solflare.

02

Get $SOL

Load it with Solana.

03

Connect to Pump.fun

Link your wallet to the portal.

04

Swap for $CYN

Enter amount. Embrace the Solver.

PROTOCOL: LEGAL_BINDING

:: INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY NOTICE

This project is a fan-made meme coin. It is NOT affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to GLITCH PRODUCTIONS.

"Murder Drones", "Cyn", "Absolute Solver", and related characters are trademarks and intellectual property of Glitch Productions. We are just fans having fun with code.

:: FINANCIAL RISK ASSESSMENT

$CYN HAS NO INTRINSIC VALUE. It is for entertainment purposes only. There is no roadmap. There is no promise of profit.

  • Funds from the owner wallet will be used for personal/server expenses.
  • The price can go to zero.
  • Invest only what you can afford to donate to the void.
By interacting with this token, you acknowledge that you are responsible for your own poor life choices.